haha, yeah man! I was laughing so hard.

hahahaaa your arguement with biffbonner just made my day

You can't count anal sex from dudes as getting laid. Sorry but removing that from the picture, you're probably next to nothing when it comes to getting some. What's it like being the only 16 year old in your high school that hasn't had his balls drop yet? You are a punk ass teenager that is all talk and can't back it up and I hope that you get put in your place soon...

Regardless if you work at a shop or not, you still are absolutely horrible at riding. Even if you bought a base level Trek Remedy, it still would be too much bike for you. You're pathetic.

Skid(mark) Kid, Bikes don't make the rider good. Judging from your photos, that stock Scratch 9 will never be ridden right, well, not until you sell it to a person who knows what they are doing. I mean, the biggest gap you have on your profile could be done on a BMX bike.

P.S. Just because your mommy and daddy have money and bought you a bike that is way beyond your ability level doesn't entitle you to talk like your good at riding. You freakin suck and you're a crying shame.

PPS. Next purchase mommy and daddy give to you should be some real riding gear. Start with riding shorts. The ones you have scream, "I'm GAY!" ...I'm just looking after you my man.

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jamis parker 2 for 1750 ha awesome parts